I'm trying to work out just how I can make serious painting progress with two kids home with me this summer. I could have them help. That sounds fun if I want more paint on them and on the lawn than on the right parts of the house. I could ask a neighbor to watch them from time to time. Which would get irritating pretty quick for my neighbors. I could paint during nap time, and give them heavy doses of Benadryl. While this has merit.... okay, no.... no, it doesn't really have merit.

Alright, so I have a few kinks to work out. The point is, painting needs to get back on track.
The good news is, it began this weekend with some power washing... back to being armed and dangerous!
... well... only if you happen to be a sploodge of bird doo on my siding...